Aviation Watch - A Blonde Joke

A Blonde Joke

A blonde has booked a flight on a plane and she sits down in first class, (which is not her seat). The air hostess is trying to get her to move out of her this seat, but the blonde replies, "I'm blonde, i'm beautiful and i can do what ever i want!!!! The air hostess gives up, and walks past to the pilot. He asks her if every thing is alright? The air hostess says, "Yes, but there's a blonde over there that won't sit in her seat in economy." The pilot says, "Oh, don't worry I've dealt with blondes before." So he walks over to the blonde, and whispers something in her ear. All of a sudden the blonde gets up and takes her seat in economy. Afterwards the air hostess asks the pilot, "How did you do it?" The pilot replied, "Well, i asked her where she was going and she said Melbourne, and I told her that first class wasn't going to Melbourne, it was going to Sydney."!!!!!!!!!

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