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 A flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."  After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on the horn, " Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."  Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways."
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Aviation News - March 9, 2010

Destination of the Week
  • Rathyatra – Puri, Orissa ( Early July )
  • This spectacular chariot festival celebrated for 8 days is held at the famous Jagannath Temple at Puri (Orissa).< Thousands of devotees flock to Puri during the occasion, as they believe that a glimpse of Lord Jagannath in his chariot gives salvation. Thousands of devotees pull the chariots to the Gundicha Mandir situated about 3 kms away.

    Events
  • 10TH REGULATORS & POLICYMAKERS RETREAT
  • JULY 23RD -27TH, 2009 AT INTERCONTINENTAL-THE LALIT GOA RESORT

  • COUNTER TERROR AND SECURITY SOLUTIONS FOR INDIA - Managing Business Disruption
  • April 9, 2009, Le Meridien Hotel, New Delhi.
  • 2nd Civil Aviation Week - Airport & Airline Expo 2008
  •  International Exhibition and conference.
    Hall 14, Pragati Maidan. 18th-20th March New Delhi, India.

    Airline Schedules

    Humour