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COLD BEER:

During a particularly rough flight, the airliner pilot addresses his passengers: "The turbulence we passed through was rough, but we have passed that now. The rest of the flight is expected to be smooth." The pilot was unaware that his PA switch was stuck on, and leaned over to the co-pilot and said "Boy, was that rough! What I need now is a hot woman and a cold beer." A flight attendant in the rear of the aircraft heard this, and ran forward to warn the pilot. As she neared the cockpit, an elderly woman passenger stopped her saying "Don't forget the beer!"
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Aviation News - March 9, 2010

Destination of the Week
  • Rathyatra – Puri, Orissa ( Early July )
  • This spectacular chariot festival celebrated for 8 days is held at the famous Jagannath Temple at Puri (Orissa).< Thousands of devotees flock to Puri during the occasion, as they believe that a glimpse of Lord Jagannath in his chariot gives salvation. Thousands of devotees pull the chariots to the Gundicha Mandir situated about 3 kms away.

    Events
  • 10TH REGULATORS & POLICYMAKERS RETREAT
  • JULY 23RD -27TH, 2009 AT INTERCONTINENTAL-THE LALIT GOA RESORT

  • COUNTER TERROR AND SECURITY SOLUTIONS FOR INDIA - Managing Business Disruption
  • April 9, 2009, Le Meridien Hotel, New Delhi.
  • 2nd Civil Aviation Week - Airport & Airline Expo 2008
  •  International Exhibition and conference.
    Hall 14, Pragati Maidan. 18th-20th March New Delhi, India.

    Airline Schedules

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