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Failing Engines

A 747 is over flying the Pacific Ocean when the pilot comes over the intercom: "Folks, we've lost an engine. No cause for alarm because we can fly safely on three. We will, however, be two hours late in reaching our destination." About an hour later the pilot comes over the intercom: "We've lost another engine. No cause for alarm because we can fly safely on two. We will, however, be four hours late in reaching our destination." About an hour later the pilot comes over the intercom: "We've lost yet another engine. Still no cause for alarm because we can fly safely on one. We will, however, be eight hours late in reaching our destination." One annoyed passenger turned to the other one seated next to him and said, "If that fourth engine quits, we'll be up here all night!"
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Aviation News - March 9, 2010

Destination of the Week
  • Rathyatra – Puri, Orissa ( Early July )
  • This spectacular chariot festival celebrated for 8 days is held at the famous Jagannath Temple at Puri (Orissa).< Thousands of devotees flock to Puri during the occasion, as they believe that a glimpse of Lord Jagannath in his chariot gives salvation. Thousands of devotees pull the chariots to the Gundicha Mandir situated about 3 kms away.

    Events
  • 10TH REGULATORS & POLICYMAKERS RETREAT
  • JULY 23RD -27TH, 2009 AT INTERCONTINENTAL-THE LALIT GOA RESORT

  • COUNTER TERROR AND SECURITY SOLUTIONS FOR INDIA - Managing Business Disruption
  • April 9, 2009, Le Meridien Hotel, New Delhi.
  • 2nd Civil Aviation Week - Airport & Airline Expo 2008
  •  International Exhibition and conference.
    Hall 14, Pragati Maidan. 18th-20th March New Delhi, India.

    Airline Schedules

    Humour