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     "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"  "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."  From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
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    Aviation News - March 9, 2010
  • No-frills airlines eye non-ticket revenues
  • SAAB still in race for MMRCA tender with Gripen IN version
  • India likely to ease FDI rules and allow foreign airlines to hold 49% stake in domestic airlines
  • Obama taps ex-intel officer for aviation security
  • AAI’s modernisation plans of 35 non-metro airports hit by economic downturn
  • DIAL to open India’s first ‘low-cost’ terminal by 2010
  • Jet – Kingfisher alliance could invite regulatory scrutiny by the Competition Commission
  • IATA sounds cautious note on Indian aviation sector
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    Destination of the Week
  • Rathyatra – Puri, Orissa ( Early July )
    • This spectacular chariot festival celebrated for 8 days is held at the famous Jagannath Temple at Puri (Orissa).< Thousands of devotees flock to Puri during the occasion, as they believe that a glimpse of Lord Jagannath in his chariot gives salvation. Thousands of devotees pull the chariots to the Gundicha Mandir situated about 3 kms away.
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    Events
  • 10TH REGULATORS & POLICYMAKERS RETREAT

    • JULY 23RD -27TH, 2009 AT INTERCONTINENTAL-THE LALIT GOA RESORT

  • COUNTER TERROR AND SECURITY SOLUTIONS FOR INDIA - Managing Business Disruption
    • April 9, 2009, Le Meridien Hotel, New Delhi.
  • 2nd Civil Aviation Week - Airport & Airline Expo 2008
    •  International Exhibition and conference.
    Hall 14, Pragati Maidan. 18th-20th March New Delhi, India.
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