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“Were we shot down”

An airline pilot on a particularly tough flight had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He was as usual at the door saying it but in the light of his bad landing had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
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Aviation News - March 9, 2010

Destination of the Week
  • Rathyatra – Puri, Orissa ( Early July )
  • This spectacular chariot festival celebrated for 8 days is held at the famous Jagannath Temple at Puri (Orissa).< Thousands of devotees flock to Puri during the occasion, as they believe that a glimpse of Lord Jagannath in his chariot gives salvation. Thousands of devotees pull the chariots to the Gundicha Mandir situated about 3 kms away.

    Events
  • 10TH REGULATORS & POLICYMAKERS RETREAT
  • JULY 23RD -27TH, 2009 AT INTERCONTINENTAL-THE LALIT GOA RESORT

  • COUNTER TERROR AND SECURITY SOLUTIONS FOR INDIA - Managing Business Disruption
  • April 9, 2009, Le Meridien Hotel, New Delhi.
  • 2nd Civil Aviation Week - Airport & Airline Expo 2008
  •  International Exhibition and conference.
    Hall 14, Pragati Maidan. 18th-20th March New Delhi, India.

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